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На днях обнаружил, что найти что-то новое на bash.org.ru все труднее и решил обратиться к оригиналу. Кое-что меня проперло:

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons

IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks

IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water

IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty

IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying

IronChef Foicite: «my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance»

IronChef Foicite: but a potato!

IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man

IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack

IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol

IronChef Foicite: but there’s more!

IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!

IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying «i have many ways in which I show my love for you»

IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome

IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying «it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you»

«There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.»

That’s only 2 types of people, kow.

STUPID